While grading some papers for my dance classes, I came across a little treasure – This is one of my students describing her experience at a ballet class:
“I went to the balaie, I tondod, Playad, and liped. I learned to have good poster.”
TRANSLATION: “I went to ballet. I did some tendus, plies, and leaps. I learned how to have good posture.”
p.s. I realize this is only funny to people who are ballet dancers.